Flight attendants get roughed up by ‘excited’ passengers leaving ‘unbelievable mess’ after mile-high sex stunts

These behaviors are on the no-fly list.

Amid a rise in barbaric behavior in the air, flight attendants are speaking out about horrific acts they have witnessed in-flight – including messy sex sessions at 40,000 feet.

Buzzfeed recently asked crew members to name some of the wildest incidents they’ve ever seen on the job, with some saying high-mileage moves were an all-too-common occurrence.

“Never have sex on a plane,” said one flight attendant, saying they’d seen plenty of passengers let down in their 28 years on the job.

“You wouldn’t believe how many people think they’re mean, doing it under a blanket and it’s obvious what they’re doing,” they complain.

Buzzfeed’s respondent was particularly horrified by passengers making noise in the toilet, where 59% of these terrifying encounters allegedly take place (presumably for privacy reasons).

“I don’t know how clean you think those bathrooms are, but I can assure you they are dirtier than that,” they shouted. “It’s disgusting, super disturbing to other passengers and more often than not, it leaves an incredible mess to clean up. I don’t care how excited you are – save it for the hotel!

Meanwhile, other airline workers are at loggerheads over various types of unsanitary practices.

“An alarming amount of passengers feel the absolute compulsion to floss or clean their ears in-flight and then just throw their floss or Q-Tips on the floor for me to clean between turns,” said one.

Changing a baby’s diaper on the tray table is another common violation of mileage hygiene, according to another flight attendant, who wrote: “This is where people eat! None of the passengers around you want to smell that.”

“Full knowledge of changing tables on airplanes is disgusting, but making everyone around you deal with it is extremely selfish,” they added.